In the spirit of balance and equal representation, I would like to offer the following list of some of Mary's not so favorite things. In no particular order and with no implied judgment:
longline bras and girdles
the Bush/Cheney administration
SUVs (also known as SOBs)
casinos (she once used her casino quarters for laundry rather than slot machines)
cigarette smoke
Florida traffic
ironing
the Doobie Brothers (not sure why...something about “they sound like they have mashed potatoes in their mouths” ) Listen carefully, and you can detect a certain spudiness in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZ95a249p0
unruly chickens
being called "girly" by her brothers
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